You can never find a Quantum Mechanic, when you really need one.

The Heisenberg uncertainty principal states that one cannot exactly measure both the location of a particle, and that particle's momentum.
Although formally appropriate only to subatomic particle physics, I suggest that this concept can also be usefully extended into the macro realm.

Heisen-excuse  - you can either know WHO did it, or WHAT they did, not both.

Heisen-job  -  I'm very busy and wear lots of hats.  Unfortunately, no one can know both where I am and what I'm doing at the same time.

Heisen-quiz - The good news is that it's True/False.  The better news is that the answers aren't numbered.

Heisen-cookie - It looks pretty good, but how does it taste?  /   It tastes pretty good, but how does it look?

And, let us not forget the Heisen-cat, which may or may not be in the box.


- milan

(master of the Heisen-job)